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This photo was submitted as Engrish, but I am not so sure. It is certainly bizarre enough to qualify as interesting at the very least!

Photo courtesy of John Hopewell. Taken in Kyoto, Japan.

Engrish.com is bringing fresh mousepads back for top of cool enjoyment. Six different designs are on sale for $10.95 (normally $11.95). Use the following coupon for a further 10% off any design:

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Coupon good until March 31th. 10% discount applied to any of our new mousepads.

Mousepads will start shipping from March 31st at the latest.

If you have a laptop, maybe you don’t need micepads - but you could sure use our laptop skins.

Lets shopping at Engrish.com!

I was about to post this photo on the main site, but upon reflection it seems more bizarre than real ‘Engrish’. I thought it might be a line from a movie, poem or something, but a Google search didn’t pull up anything…

Photo courtesy of Oliver Py Castro. Found on a guy’s shirt in Malaysia.

Here is the DVD back cover of a Chinese bootleg of The DaVinci Code. I didn’t realize that Jim Carrey was in the movie… And was he from Amorica?

Photo courtesy of Denis Komarov.

It’s an awesome black market mix - all the super heroes is come!  Hey, leave it to the Chinese manufacturers to bring us some efficiency that we can only dream about here in the U.S. - I see DC, Marvel, Disney and possibly Bandai (?) all in one mix together here:

They don’t look so super close up:

This is not the first post of superhero bootlegged packaging - check out this Brog post from a couple years back.

Photos courtesy of Lesley Langford and Michael Humlicek.

New shirt design at the Engrish.com Store - the Bravo! Pig!  Our iconic figurehead of this Brog (look up!), the Bravo Pig originated from this classic Engrish entry way back in 2003.

The shirt will ship from March 30th, so we are offering a special pre-sale offer - in addition to the sale price of $16.95, use the following coupon for 15% off the shirt:

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Coupon good until March 30th. 15% discount applied to new design only.

Lets shopping at the Engrish.com Store!

Fake or not? You be the judge:

Photo courtesy of Chot Whetherington. Found at Asian market in Tulsa Oklahoma.

These ‘duration elongating capsules’ were found at a sex shop in Chongqin, China. Not only can you choose the best penis, one grain will last you 200 hours - talk about potency!

Small text in lower right reads:

- The best across the globe of the same category
- Long duration, improves your sexual function fundamentally
- Pure natural prescription, no side effects
- Hypertension, heart disease patients are secured to use

Photo courtesy of Mark Hamilton.

Here are the contents of another viral email that has gone around - apparently originating from the Philippines. Generally speaking Filipinos are good English speakers, but it seems you can find some Engrish here and there.

I have seen this last one before - not sure if it actually originated in the Philippines or not:

Maybe it’s just a typo, but you’d think that a large corporation like Best Buy would have caught something like this…

Photo courtesy of Blake V.