August 10th, 2009

Funny Malaysian Signs – From Email Forward a Few Years Back

There was this viral email that was forwarded around between the years of 1999 and 2003 containing funny signs reportedly from Malaysia. I received the forward many times, and thought it was about time I would post them here in the Brog for safe keeping. Some have been individually posted (recycled) and Dugg as well later on (after everyone forgot about the email):

August 7th, 2009

Sexphone Competition Sign Fixed Already?

You probably recall this Engrish entry from this past Sunday:

Well, looks like someone tipped them off and they have changed the sign already – only thing is it is still spelled wrong (saxophone has 2 “o’s”):

Thanks for the update – Craig Winter!

August 6th, 2009

Rodeo Boy II – From Japan Home Shopping Network

I checked it out – this thing is actually legit!

August 4th, 2009

Metal Gear Solid 2

From the package of Metal Gear Solid 2 (back in 2002):

I was going to put this on the main page, but the file size is kinda big – I didn’t want to shrink it too much to make it unreadable.

August 3rd, 2009

Not the same Wu Xiang Xia Bing

And here I had it confused with the other Wu Xiang Xia Bing…

Photo courtesy of Leon Overee’. Found in Singapore.

July 30th, 2009

I Love You Baby

I took this photo of a Japanese tourist at a Waikiki hotel (questionable angle, but I couldn’t help myself). Not really sure how Engrishy the English is, but I still thought that it was funny saying to have on a shirt – and the location is a bit bizarre…

July 29th, 2009

Buttocks Washing Seat

Can’t tell if the caretaker woman in the illustration is wincing or happy (either way it is disturbing). Just spray it from a distance honey, and let the buttocks washing seat do its job.

Not sure I want to grow old anymore…

Photo courtesy of Shawn Deats. Found in Yamaguchi Prefecture, Japan.

July 28th, 2009

Department Store Boutique Shops

Here is a typical Japanese department store signage showing various boutique shops for women. Some interesting names – one stands out in particular:

Photo courtesy of Michael Tokuyama. Found at Shinjuku Department Store (Tokyo).

July 27th, 2009

Dual Purpose Room in Iraq… Storage and More

A submitter to the site recently wrote in the following note with this picture:

Yesterday was a really tough day for me in Baghdad, Iraq.  My room was just too cluttered, and I was just down in the dumps. I needed to find a place for some of my extra gear and was feeling a bit sad and lonely. Good thing they have dual purpose rooms here in Iraq. Two problems solved. What a country!

Photo courtesy of “Mack Ekin”

July 24th, 2009

Balls to the wall

My good friend Andree took this picture at a local golf course here on Oahu. I think it is intentional (?), but still funny nontheless…

Thanks for the pic Andree!

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