“…and we still can’t get rid of this merchandise!”
Photo courtesy of Irfan Kachwalla.
Found in Lonavla, India.
Mrs. Hatoyama wrote a book last year entitled “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered” wherein she claims that “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,…. It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
On a recent television appearance, she talked about her life with Tom Cruise – in a former life of course:
“”I have a dream that I still believe will come true, which is to make a film in Hollywood… The lead actor is Tom Cruise, of course. Why? Because I know he was Japanese in a previous life. I was with him then. So he would recognize me when I see him and say ‘long time, no see!’”.
She subsequently said on the show: ”I also eat the sun,” looking up with her eyes closed, raising her arms high as if she was tearing pieces off an imaginary sun. “Like this, hum, hum, hum. It gives me enormous energy.”
Her husband Mr. Hatoyama was just elected as Prime Minister and has the arduous task of trying to turn around Japan’s struggling economy. Maybe his goofy wife will take all of the attention away from him so he can do his job?
Here is a screen capture taken from the Japanese anime series Elfen Lied. I am not familiar with the series so I am not sure what context this is in, but seems a bit odd nonetheless…
Screenshot courtesy of “Nothing Prettymuch”.
Had no time to post Engrish for Saturday and Sunday morning! I will post new Engrish again on Sunday. Sorry for delay!
Steve – Webmaster
Harry Potter is so cool he generated some rockin’ Engrish:
This photo was found on a major Finnish newspaper site called Ilta-Sanomat (Evening News) from an article entitled “The Boy Who Conquered the World” a couple of years back. The photo was taken in Japan.
Thanks to Aino Pokela for the heads up (even though I am two years late…).
This menu is wrong on so many levels making it an instant Engrish classic, but I am afraid that the quality was not good enough for the main page (I would get countless emails and comments claiming it was fake or Photoshopped). Guess that is what the Brog is for…
Found at a Korean restaurant in Fukuyama, Japan.
Photos courtesy of Barry Gavin.
According to a new recycled article from the BBC, Shanghai wants to spruce up its image and clean up all the Chinglish around town in time for the World Expo Fair. Sounds like Shanghai is taking a cue from Beijing and the Olympics in 2008.
Just last year Beijing announced to the world that they would tackle all the Engrish in the land in time for the Olympics. Loyal fans of Engrish.com cowered in fear as the mass media in the west ate up all the press releases and regurgitated it as the end of all Chinglish. China even banned Engrish.com from their filtered down version of the ‘internet’ (yup, you cannot find Engrish.com through the Great Firewall of China).
I wasn’t scared though – I knew better. In fact last year was the best year ever for Chinglish submissions to the site – especially after the Olympics were over. Sure, they’ll clean up a few public signs here and there, but with a billion non-native English speakers, I’ll take my chances that Chinglish is alive and well for the long haul.
We’ll probably see more of these types of articles pop poop up here and there. Don’t buy into the hype, because that is all it is – just another title to try and get your attention.
Thank you for you.
Would pleading help at all? Please!
Found in a hostel in Segovia, Spain.
Photo courtesy of David Heath.
Hokka Hokka Tei is one of Japan’s largest chain of bento (box lunch) shops. On their English website you can find their great corporate slogan – “Eats is Joy!”:
Thanks to Chris Moy for the link!
Introduction ’No Hullabaloo’ for t-shirt time!
Originally found on this Chinese sign in an area that only allows authorized rigmarole. Shenanigans and tomfoolery are definitely out of the question. Flimflam, balderdash and poppycock are only allowed with a permit (but they didn’t say anything about hoopla…).
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