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And the meat shall inherit the earth…
Get your own God Burger logo t-shirt! Originally found in our most commented post of all time, the God Burger t-shirt is now available on pre-sale for only $16.95.
As a part of the pre-sale, use this coupon for an additional 10% off the God Burger shirt*:
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Also not to forget - Build-your-own calendars are now THE! BIG! HIT! at [...]

“Mom, this coffee you made just doesn’t taste right….
OH - it’s the clothes! We forgot to take them off!”
Originally found on one of the most popular posts of all time, the drinking coffee naked with your family t-shirt is now available in both men’s and women’s t-shirts (screen printed on American Apparel shirts for you comfort time). [...]

You’ll favorite your Engrish! After build, then time! Let’s build with me.
Introducing our build-your-own calendar - you can now create your own customized Engrish wall calendar! Choose your own favorites from a pool of over 50 popular images, or pick from one of our pre-determined collections. You can change photos for individual months within [...]

Hoodie! Cover your style!
We are sorry to keep you in the cold for so long -hoodies are now back at the Engrish.com Store.
Order for your new hoodie life!
Let’s shopping at the Store!

Introduce the new! Engrish! Mugs! Two new mug designs. Engrish.com mugs are 15 oz ceramic mugs for microwave safe times. They can spill a lot of milk if need be.
We have also replenished our stock of I Hate Myself mugs and Stick to Coffee and Alcohol mugs.
All 4 mugs are now on sale for a limited time [...]

Women’s shirts now on sale at the Engrish.com Store!

These leaves have way too much power!
Originally found on one of our most popular posts over the years, may Outrageous Bay Leaf Power overcome your spaghetti sauce dilemmas.
Coming up soon - women’s shirts, hoodies, and calendars return, along with more mug cups!
The Outrageous Bay Leaf Power shirt will ship on or before Sept. 9th.
Lets shopping at the Engrish.com Store!

Introduction ’No Hullabaloo’ for t-shirt time!
Originally found on this Chinese sign in an area that only allows authorized rigmarole. Shenanigans and tomfoolery are definitely out of the question. Flimflam, balderdash and poppycock are only allowed with a permit (but they didn’t say anything about hoopla…).
Use this coupon for 10% off everything at Engrish.com Store*:
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*Offer good until August 23rd. Must purchase [...]

Introducing Laptop happy time!  Engrish.com is launching a new product line - Laptop Skins.
10 of your favorite designs in 5 different sizes to match all  variations of laptops (they fit extra perfect on Mac laptops!).
The skins are on sale at $17.95 for a limited time, but you can use this coupon for 15% more off all new laptop skins at Engrish.com [...]

Introduction our new shirt - Man Friend’s Rule - No Girls! Inspired by the multiple requests we received from this Engrish post on July 1st, we felt compelled to spread the word of this important rule. Printed as always on high quality American Apparel (made in the USA).
Use this coupon for 10% off all merchandise [...]