Lording…

Over the years I have received a number of peculiar submissions about website lording…

This is just wong…

I received the following viral email just today:
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If you can’t find the book you want
You’re probably shopping at the…

Email forwarded to me by Max Braudé.

Hokka Hokka Tei Corporate Slogan - Eats is Joy!

Hokka Hokka Tei is one of Japan’s largest chain of bento (box lunch) shops. On their English website you can find their great corporate slogan - “Eats is Joy!”:

Thanks to Chris Moy for the link!

American Police Mook

This image was just Dugg up over 2,500 times yesterday - it is a pretty funny cover of a “mook” (crossover between a magazine and a book) about police in the US:

I did a bit of research on the ‘mook’ - the image was lifted from a Japanese blog entry from August 2008 that did research on [...]

Engrish “Page Not Found” Display

This screenshot was sent in back in 2002. The real site really doesn’t exist any more…

Screenshot courtesy of David Fields.

We Condom Attack - The Origins

Here is another example of an Engrish photo that keeps reappearing on the net every now and then - so much so that we forget where it came from. This is a screenshot from a Pakistani website known as The Frontier Post, as submitted to me way back in 2002:

Seems like they had really good [...]

Mitsuoka Motors - MC-1 Micro-Car

MItsuoka Motors is a small Japanese auto company which builds modern Japanese cars to resemble British vehicles of the 1950s and 1960s. A few years back, they also produced ‘micro-cars’. This cute Engrish-laden image of the MC-1 micro car was taken from their old English website that sadly no longer exists:

Just how small is the [...]

Funny Malaysian Signs - From Email Forward a Few Years Back

There was this viral email that was forwarded around between the years of 1999 and 2003 containing funny signs reportedly from Malaysia. I received the forward many times, and thought it was about time I would post them here in the Brog for safe keeping. Some have been individually posted (recycled) and Dugg as well [...]

Amazon.co.jp Engrish

Even Amazon Japan gets things wrong - it should obviously be: “Lux Frip Frops Brack”… 

Screenshot sent in by Sean Bulkley.

‘Summer Bitch Festival’ in Korea

This was submitted to me multiple times last July/August by readers in Korea. Lotte - Korea’s largest department store - was keen on starting a “Summer Beach Festival” but it kinda turned out wrong… 

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