Could be a Baby Ruth bar…?

I dunno, even though this was found in China it looks legit. Still, I just can’t help but think of actual poo floating… Photo courtesy of Nick Powell. Found in a Beijing toy store.

High performance coffee!

I knew coffee kept you awake, but I didn’t realize it kept you up…. Photo courtesy of John Harden. Coffee package from Cambodia.

I know they are shaped like puke buckets and all, but…

Grammatically correct to be sure, but it seems hard to imagine that this is a problem that needs an actual sign… Photo courtesy of AJ Alton. Found in Taiwan.

Turtle Soup, Anyone?

This stuff works! My turtles used to be way too crunchy… Copy of label from AquaBuddies’ Aquatic Turtle Floating Food Sticks. Photo courtesy of Deborah Scott.

Urination and defecating Public Area

I am a bit confused with the usage of the word ‘peeps’ here… I am guessing that it is a unique combination of “pee” and “poops”: Photo courtesy of Evan Gillham. Found in Hong Kong.

Now that is some patriotism!

We got nothin’ on Indonesia. Damn! Photo courtesy of Prajna Murdaya. Found in Indonesia.

My Favorite Flavor

Much better than the dry and brown flavor. Photo courtesy of Bianca. Found in Seoul, Korea.

Part of the Grannies Corporation…

Having made her fortune with Home-Style Cooking, Granny targeted the old folks… Photo courtesy of Zack Stellfox. Found in Kuantan, Malaysia. Filed under “Almost Engrish”.

Journalists’ motto…

Welcome to my imagination… The literal translation of the Chinese would be: The animal wants to become real Nature wants (or needs to be) cared about Photo courtesy of William Carroll. Found on Lantau Island, Hong Kong.

The Chinese like to cater to all markets…

You’d be surprised how many ugly girls there are out there… Photo courtesy of Michael Bauer. Found in Shenzhen, China.

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