Beauty Smile Trainer

posted on 23 Apr 2012 in Fun Products

Who can stand that poor smile of yours. Correct your smile with the Beauty Smile Trainer (available at Amazon Japan!).  ”In order to create the perfect smile line, one must work their mimetic muscles upward an additional 30 degrees.”

All it takes is a 3-5 minute work out twice a day for about 2-3 months. You’ll get there in no time!

  • jjhitt

    That Amazon link is scary. I’m sure the Slim Mouth Peice violates the geneva convention.

  • Ageless

    Have they photoshopped that poor woman’s mouth flipped 90 190 degrees on that second image? Scary!

  • cg

    They don’t explain which orifice she has to put it in to generate a smile.

  • coffeebot

    Instructions: Insert. Repeat. Smile.

  • TheGreatZot

    Ok, I admit it: I just tried to duplicate that weird grin in the smaller picture.

    Didn’t work.

    Photoshop, anyone?

  • Kate

    I’m going to use it upside down for 2-3 months. That way my grimace will be perfected by election day.

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