I guess we wont be outsourcing our English voiceovers to China any time soon…
That was beautiful, thank the for our happiness!
Text to speech with a British-Swedish-New York-Hong Kong accent. The diction is wacked out and samples were probably collected from multiple actors, but the English sounds OK to me.
Knives look pretty cool too.
Bizarre, voice synthesis veers uncomfortably into Dick Van Dyke territory at times but perfectly understandable.
Hatsune Miku he ain’t (look “her” up) but I’m thinking it might be a Vocaloid program, I know they’ve been working on trying to get it to work better in English… not quite there.
Bearry Mares heel…for their Ceramic Knife!
Potatoes? Tomatoes you mean!
Their techno-babble is complete gibberish. I like that they work in the spirit of the spirit!!
“King double ,is located in the famous “township of Cutlery” Yangjiang City, Guangdong Province, traffic is very convenient. We have advanced production equipment and sophisticated production of ceramic knives have a decade of experienced technical personnel, in the spirit of “quality first, continuous innovation” the spirit of focusing on the manufacture and operation of a variety of new fashion styles. Products export to Europe, the company At present, 2.5 million with an annual production capacity of ceramic knives. is China’s biggest and most cost-effective ceramic tool manufacturer.”
Enjoy the gourmet taste of that.
my eyes have been stimulated
wow, I heard a little engrish in there “The fruit won’t be black forever”? but man who would have ever thought they would give text-to-speech “That announcer voice”
Some things I heard: “You can get haemorrhage”, “multi-f**ktional and anon magenatic.”
And he’s also showing off his wood.
Look, De Peeses are so thang
I’m imagining raocow if he was Asian and doing informercials.
You’ve GOT to check the website. Almost better, although little could top the VO’s “Dear Friends, Ceramic Knife will make your life better. Enjoy your life.”
the voiceover is hilarious but I want those knives! anyone know how fast they dull?
Very quickly, shelly.
All those ceramic/titanium alloy/whatever miracle kitchen kitchen utensils trade sharpness for lifespan. One big scam, really.
Does he remind anyone else of the Swedish Chef?
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