Feel “Safe” and “Comfortable” on Japan Airlines!

posted on 18 May 2010 in Engrish Pics from Web

The Japan Airlines rep seems sincere in his photo, but I suspect that he is hiding something from us…

Is there something that we should know about Japan Airlines?

Found via Reddit.

  • KinkyTom

    I’m surprised they didn’t put quotation marks over the word “flight”

  • Ann

    Hope you don’t get “nauseous.”

  • Xila31

    Would you like an in-flight “drink” or “snack?” Perhaps a nice relaxing “movie” or “blanket” will help you “enjoy” your flight.

  • DECMATH

    The Ministry of Satisfaction guidelines show that you are already “comfortable” so we won’t be giving you that blanket you asked for.

  • http://www.dieseldragon.co.uk DieselDragon

    EngrishWebmaster please be taking the note: The Engrish comment system on the main site is currently out of work! 😮

    Please to fix when you can! :)

  • Bob*

    maybe all depends on the eye of the beholder 😛

  • DanT

    They forgot a few brackets in the bottom sentence:
    Your “aircraft” “maintenance” manager in “charge”

    “enjoy” your “flight”!

    the “pilot”

  • Mista Bob Dobalina

    “Is there something that we should know about Japan Airlines?”

    -they’re said to be going bankrupt

  • Bill

    This looks like an escapee from the misplace quotes blog.

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