Feel “Safe” and “Comfortable” on Japan Airlines!

posted on 18 May 2010 in Engrish Pics from Web

The Japan Airlines rep seems sincere in his photo, but I suspect that he is hiding something from us…

Is there something that we should know about Japan Airlines?

Found via Reddit.

  • KinkyTom

    I’m surprised they didn’t put quotation marks over the word “flight”

  • Ann

    Hope you don’t get “nauseous.”

  • Xila31

    Would you like an in-flight “drink” or “snack?” Perhaps a nice relaxing “movie” or “blanket” will help you “enjoy” your flight.


    The Ministry of Satisfaction guidelines show that you are already “comfortable” so we won’t be giving you that blanket you asked for.

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    EngrishWebmaster please be taking the note: The Engrish comment system on the main site is currently out of work! 😮

    Please to fix when you can! :)

  • Bob*

    maybe all depends on the eye of the beholder 😛

  • DanT

    They forgot a few brackets in the bottom sentence:
    Your “aircraft” “maintenance” manager in “charge”

    “enjoy” your “flight”!

    the “pilot”

  • Mista Bob Dobalina

    “Is there something that we should know about Japan Airlines?”

    -they’re said to be going bankrupt

  • Bill

    This looks like an escapee from the misplace quotes blog.

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