Choose the Best Penis!
posted on 15 Mar 2010 in Fun Products
These ‘duration elongating capsules’ were found at a sex shop in Chongqin, China. Not only can you choose the best penis, one grain will last you 200 hours – talk about potency!
Small text in lower right reads:
- The best across the globe of the same category
- Long duration, improves your sexual function fundamentally
- Pure natural prescription, no side effects
- Hypertension, heart disease patients are secured to use
Photo courtesy of Mark Hamilton.
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I’m particularly impressed by the lack of excessive internal heat. Because that could be a problem.
I’m kind of curious about this World Sex Association that appears to endorse and/or certify the product as well.
He’s looking in the wrong direction.
Or he’s very very short.
“Okay, so, she’s 47 feet tall and she wants to do it standing. C’mon, Best Penis capsules, do your thing!”
*seek immediate medical attention if your elongation last for more than 204 hours
200 hours? Really? Headache medicine doesn’t even last 24 hours. That grain must be AMAZING!
He’s thinking, “How much longer? Damn. And why did I take 5??!”
Viagra is okay, but it causes all that internal heat. Plus, they make you go to the ER after only 4 hours. Sheesh…. >.>