Japan’s New First Lady Has Been to Outer Space
Mrs. Hatoyama wrote a book last year entitled “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered” wherein she claims that “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,…. It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
On a recent television appearance, she talked about her life with Tom Cruise – in a former life of course:
“”I have a dream that I still believe will come true, which is to make a film in Hollywood… The lead actor is Tom Cruise, of course. Why? Because I know he was Japanese in a previous life. I was with him then. So he would recognize me when I see him and say ‘long time, no see!'”.
She subsequently said on the show: “I also eat the sun,” looking up with her eyes closed, raising her arms high as if she was tearing pieces off an imaginary sun. “Like this, hum, hum, hum. It gives me enormous energy.”
Her husband Mr. Hatoyama was just elected as Prime Minister and has the arduous task of trying to turn around Japan’s struggling economy. Maybe his goofy wife will take all of the attention away from him so he can do his job?