Japan’s New First Lady Has Been to Outer Space
By now you may have heard - the new first lady of Japan, Miyuki Hatoyama, has been to Venus and back on a flying saucer, and used to be friends in a former life with Tom Cruise.
Mrs. Hatoyama wrote a book last year entitled “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered” wherein she claims that “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,…. It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
On a recent television appearance, she talked about her life with Tom Cruise - in a former life of course:
“”I have a dream that I still believe will come true, which is to make a film in Hollywood… The lead actor is Tom Cruise, of course. Why? Because I know he was Japanese in a previous life. I was with him then. So he would recognize me when I see him and say ‘long time, no see!’”.
She subsequently said on the show: ”I also eat the sun,” looking up with her eyes closed, raising her arms high as if she was tearing pieces off an imaginary sun. “Like this, hum, hum, hum. It gives me enormous energy.”
Her husband Mr. Hatoyama was just elected as Prime Minister and has the arduous task of trying to turn around Japan’s struggling economy. Maybe his goofy wife will take all of the attention away from him so he can do his job?
Sources: MSNBC , Independent
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So she like to eat the Sun and the symbol for Japan is the Sun! That’s disaster for Japan.
Man, she’s something else. Not even dragons are able to eat the sun.
Tom Cruise was Japanese in a former life?
That wasn’t a dream, Miyuki, it was “The Last Samurai” …
Tom would probably go along with the UFO thing, though.
I’m so confused, was this actually published somewhere?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/02/miyuki-hatoyama-japans-ne_n_275311.html
@Ivansky - I kinda gave my sources at the end of the post.
I didnt think that the world’s first fusion powered human being would be so wrinkled.
Makes about as much sense as Paula Abdul, but doesn’t say the word “niche” quite as much.
Hahaha.. I was to pluto last week!
I heard from the news that a song recorded in the eighties by her is auctioned on ebay.
Yeah? So has Clinton.
Did she specify whether she met Cruise before or after Xenu blew up the world?