Department for Implementing 15 kinds of Violent Death

(19 comments

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   4:30 am McBee says:

   Thay make sure you get all 15 of them? Jeez….

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   4:40 am jjhitt says:

   I’m from the government and I’m here to help you…

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   4:43 am jjhitt says:

   They left out using an electric hair dryer in the tub….

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   6:29 am andrew says:

   Are you man enough to try ‘em all?

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   2:57 pm Garruk says:

   You should put this in the actual engrish section. It is more than funny enough for it.

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   3:58 pm engrishwebmaster says:

   @Garruk Thanks for the comment. I marked it as an ‘Almost Engrish’ since it is mostly grammatically correct, but you are right – it is bizarre enough to go on the main page.

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   4:22 pm Rigoletto says:

   “…[B]urning in a fire or flood…”

   Notice the error there? That isn’t almost Engrish. Only the truly stupid could burn in a flood.

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   10:01 pm Katie says:

   That sounds like RuneScape.

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   10:03 am halomomma says:

   LOLs for Rigolettos comment. Thats a darwin award to aspire too!

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    4:20 pm Bob* says:

    where’s the love?

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    5:07 pm Needalaugh says:

    This gives me flashbacks of a church minister I once had.

12. 

    9:36 pm lolo says:

    Snakes are not animals?

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    2:33 am Ozjeppe says:

    How about that death caused by “tricks of a ghosts”? A howler!

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    4:52 pm Lauren says:

    Just down the hall from the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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    4:57 pm Styrofoam says:

    I’ll take Falling Into An Abyss for 400 please, Alex.

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    12:31 pm tekleader says:

    Where can I apply for a job?

    (I’m pretty handy with a club)

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    1:44 pm JohnB says:

    I vote for death by clubbing. Wonder how many bars I could hit before it killed me?

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    12:12 am Figure.10 says:

    I work in the Outbreak Of Madness department

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    12:28 pm Big Fat Cat says:

    Those American big Corporate CEOs are not taoists. They don’t believe in these kind of punishments.

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