Pornographic Stationery?

posted on 24 Mar 2009 in Almost Engrish

This is a typical looking set of Japanese stationery – until you look a little closer at the English. 

Photos courtesy of Talo Rooke

(9 comments

  1. 2:59 pm Ellen says:

    I especially like the part that says “A little alcohol will do you no harm.” Oh, really?

  2. 6:01 pm Needalaugh says:

    Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!

  3. 5:23 am Alan says:

    That’s got to be the next t-shirt!

  4. 6:43 am Snoozerpoo says:

    It’s not the alcohol that harms you, it’s the jerk you’re drinking it with! Wish I could get a case of this stationary…

  5. 6:17 pm jjhitt says:

    I love the smell of pornography in the morning, it smells like victory.

  6. 5:46 pm ella says:

    Like Perfume and porn? It’s porn in a bottle! Porn perfume!

  7. 11:11 pm Travis says:

    Almost sprayed my Kirin Lager all over the monitor at this one.

  8. 3:59 pm Citizen of Electro World says:

    You don’t have to go all the way to Computer City to find out what happened after the Chocolate Disco.

  9. 2:39 am shidow says:

    “A little alcohol will do you no harm”, that’s definitely the kind of thing you want to read on your stationary day after day, after day, after day, after day, after day…

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