USB Boob Warmer - Now on Sale!
The Rare Mono shop comes through with the newest in USB technology: the USB Boob Warmer (they call it the “USB Bust Beauty Pad”). Just plug it in and slip in the pads for nice warm booby action.
The theory (or rumor) is that warming up your boobs can help make them perkier. But they admit on the website:
“well, the truth is not clear, but wouldn’t it be great if it were true? That’s why we named it what we did (the “bust beauty pad”). I mean this is the age of men’s bras so why not invest in this rare item?”
They include a sample photo to show how to set it up:
Here’s what you get: 2 sets of pads along with a USB cable. Retails on the website for ¥1,980 (about US$20 at today’s exchange rate).
USB power isn’t that strong so I am guessing that you don’t have to worry about overheating.
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What better than soft pillows? Warm and soft pillows of course!
And the best part is that they have a smile drawn on them so everyone can know how happy we are. Yippee!
The comedy potential of these is *huge* and reminds me of this bit from The I.T. Crowd.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vtVR4S6V6P4
It’s usually the opposite of heat that makes them perky…
What’s with the inflatable lady with no bottoms on?
i’ve got an idea. to warm up… wear a shirt.
Yes ivo! I just noticed that…as if these weren’t weird enough. Well, if it hasn’t been invented yet..