And have fun…

(23 comments

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   5:58 pm Eric G says:

   I came here to run, play some soccer and exercise. I guess that since it’s banned, all I can do now is sell drugs, mug people and start fights. Those aren’t banned.

2. 

   6:25 pm Leonard says:

   When trombones are outlawed, only outlaws will have trombones.

3. 

   11:23 pm Ellen says:

   You can play your music as loud as you want, just as long as you don’t play it on a phonograph.

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   8:50 am Flartus says:

   No pixie dust or tiptoeing through the tulips. All dogs must be off-leash, and fence-sitters must come to a decision before entering the park.

   Have a happy enjoyable of the park!

5. 

   10:45 am Chad says:

   Apparently, according to the bottom right picture, there are no super saiyan’s allowed, either.

6. 

   5:44 pm wedge says:

   So the first one….cops arent allowed to hit you if you’re riding a motorcycle?

7. 

   8:35 pm "Huan" says:

   I hope that weird looking horn thing is a recording megaphone, so that vendors are banned from using those annoying things.

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   3:28 am Lollerskate says:

   “Communist playgrounds suck”…

9. 

   5:04 am BeadyEl says:

   What on earth is the 2nd picture ??

10. 

    8:37 am Someone512 says:

    Beware: low flying cops. They’re not allowed, but they screw the rules because they have authority

11. 

    5:12 pm Manglish says:

    Crapping?

12. 

    11:08 pm Manglish says:

    Thank goodness I still can enjoy ice hockey, bungee-jump, and tennis because only football and swimming are prohibited

13. 

    10:40 pm Andrew says:

    Does picture number three mean “no sitting on a fence when you have to urinate” or “no female impersonators can sit on fence”?

14. 

    10:42 pm Andrew says:

    Also the lower left appears to mean blind men cannot identify poodles with their canes. And the lwoer right appears to ban Ghostrider from the park.

15. 

    10:43 pm Andrew says:

    Last one: Does the seventh one mean that people with peg legs cannot use them to skewer trash?

16. 

    10:45 pm Andrew says:

    I lied, not the last one.

    Is it just me or does the second one look like someone is throwing away a gas mask? Or adjusting some sort of valve with two pendulous attachments?

    I think it may be a flower, and the intent is “Do not pick flowers”. But even if you recognize it is a flower, from the position of the hand, it looks like it is forbidding you to throw flowers away.

17. 

    12:43 pm Suiyi says:

    I get it, so I mustn’t 吃flower的豆腐!
    What’s the guy in the 1st pic, 3rd row actually doing? Dancing the moonwalk?

18. 

    3:24 am ghce says:

    Well at least you can have sex!!

19. 

    3:15 am Vonzen says:

    9th pic damn they banned AKs lol

20. 

    1:13 pm Rayquaza says:

    Kinda funny how there isn’t a “no smoking” pitcure, though.

21. 

    2:54 pm Katie says:

    (bottom left) Leash laws are illegal.

22. 

    11:52 pm Figure.10 says:

    No flipping off flowers. Oh well, guess I’ll just expose myself to school children. That’s allowed.

23. 

    10:03 am igiboydeguzman says:

    Vonzen, that’s a Steyr AUG.

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