Here’s a sign found at a park in China. Is there anything left to do?
Photo courtesy of Liz Ball.
I came here to run, play some soccer and exercise. I guess that since it’s banned, all I can do now is sell drugs, mug people and start fights. Those aren’t banned.
When trombones are outlawed, only outlaws will have trombones.
You can play your music as loud as you want, just as long as you don’t play it on a phonograph.
No pixie dust or tiptoeing through the tulips. All dogs must be off-leash, and fence-sitters must come to a decision before entering the park.
Have a happy enjoyable of the park!
Apparently, according to the bottom right picture, there are no super saiyan’s allowed, either.
So the first one….cops arent allowed to hit you if you’re riding a motorcycle?
I hope that weird looking horn thing is a recording megaphone, so that vendors are banned from using those annoying things.
“Communist playgrounds suck”…
What on earth is the 2nd picture ??
Beware: low flying cops. They’re not allowed, but they screw the rules because they have authority
Thank goodness I still can enjoy ice hockey, bungee-jump, and tennis because only football and swimming are prohibited
Does picture number three mean “no sitting on a fence when you have to urinate” or “no female impersonators can sit on fence”?
Also the lower left appears to mean blind men cannot identify poodles with their canes. And the lwoer right appears to ban Ghostrider from the park.
Last one: Does the seventh one mean that people with peg legs cannot use them to skewer trash?
I lied, not the last one.
Is it just me or does the second one look like someone is throwing away a gas mask? Or adjusting some sort of valve with two pendulous attachments?
I think it may be a flower, and the intent is “Do not pick flowers”. But even if you recognize it is a flower, from the position of the hand, it looks like it is forbidding you to throw flowers away.
I get it, so I mustn’t 吃flower的豆腐!
What’s the guy in the 1st pic, 3rd row actually doing? Dancing the moonwalk?
Well at least you can have sex!!
9th pic damn they banned AKs lol
Kinda funny how there isn’t a “no smoking” pitcure, though.
(bottom left) Leash laws are illegal.
No flipping off flowers. Oh well, guess I’ll just expose myself to school children. That’s allowed.
Vonzen, that’s a Steyr AUG.
It is allowed:
- Catching computer mice
- Playing Grand Piano very loudly
- Thinking about bees enjoying music via gigantic headphones
- Building one’s own toilet
Yay! Sex, drugs, rock n’ roll still okay!! I love that park!
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