Japanese police find dead body… wait… a blow up doll

posted on 2 Sep 2008 in Articles of Interest

Apparently someone in Japan had no-where to throw away his life sized blow up doll, so he tied it up and threw it in the forest. A mad scramble ensued when someone mistook it for a corpse: 

Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.

The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.

Back at the local police headquarters, officials notified reporters who had turned up early the same morning to cover an annual earthquake drill. They began preparing to write up the launch of a major murder investigation.

Dozens of extra officers were dispatched to interview potential witnesses, while the evening edition of the local newspaper carried a report of the gruesome find, complete with a photograph of the body’s resting place.

By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll

The article goes on to say: 

Though no crime had been committed, the spokesman could not resist admonishing the doll’s mystery owner. The doll, he told bemused reporters, showed signs of repeated use.

Bad owner! 

Article found on Guardian Website.

  • coffeebot

    The owner admits, “we never should have picked ‘STRANGLE ME HARDER’ as the safe-word.”

  • http://No@seriously There’s@no.field.name

    The guardian link’s hozed.

  • engrishwebmaster

    Fixed the link. Thanks!

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