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I am a bit confused with the usage of the word ‘peeps’ here… I am guessing that it is a unique combination of “pee” and “poops”:

Photo courtesy of Evan Gillham. Found in Hong Kong.

Introducing two new J-Teez designs - t-shirts in Japanese with a tongue-in-cheek vibe.

“Moshi Moshi”
Hey kids, what’s everyone saying? They’re saying “Moshi Moshi” that’s what. Yes, our Moshi Moshi shirt highlights the new, cool way to say hello… in Japanese! Answer your phone with international flair. Make new friends you didn’t know existed!

“I Only Drive American Cars”

Share your love of American cars… in Japanese! This retro tee says “IOnly Drive American Cars” in Japanese. Let your international friends know that they too can experience true motor nirvana in an American car, such as this Pacer…

Take 20% off the new shirts using this coupon during our pre-sale:

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Coupon good for 20% off the two new designs only (as many shirts as you like).
Valid until September 13th when the new shirts start shipping.

Let’s shopping at Engrish.com!

We got nothin’ on Indonesia. Damn!

Photo courtesy of Prajna Murdaya. Found in Indonesia.

I don’t know what is more creepy - videotaping a boy peeing, or the weird clown urinal that goes up and down with carnival music while you pee….

It pleasures us to sale! Please, make a purchase for discount times.

Random Engrish t-shirts now on sale at the Engrish.com Store for only $5.95! You pick a size and a random Engrish shirt design will occur you in the mail.

Throw 3, 4, 5 or more shirts in the cart - we’ll make sure not to send you more than one of the same design. Engrish-ify your wardrobe for less!

Price will revert to $7.95 before too long - so do not wait. All sales final.

Let’s shopping at Engrish.com!

Submitter Steve Arnold writes in:

Whilst traveling around Canada last, me and the girlfriend thought we’d pop into Toronto’s China Town for come cheap food! Little did we know that the instructions on the noodles would be so damn concise and easy to follow!!

These signs were found at the same school as today’s Engrish. They are entertaining in their own right so I thought it best to archive here.

Photo courtesy of Chris H.

Much better than the dry and brown flavor.

Photo courtesy of Bianca. Found in Seoul, Korea.

Our old pal Dipper Dan - posted way back in 2000 - has finally made it into the limelight as an
Engrish shirt (printed on silver American Apparel). Dipper Dan has been making you feel Nice and Happy since 1972! Let’s make Heartful Communication with Dipper Dan.

The shirt is on sale for $15.95, but use this coupon upon check out for an additional 20% off the shirt price (only $12.76 per shirt!):

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This is a special discounted presale - Dipper Dan shirts start shipping from next Monday, August 16th at the latest. Coupon good until August 16th for this design only.

Greater discount is observed!

Over 20 of our closeout shirts are still on sale for $9.95 - they will stay at that price until sold out
(no coupons necessary!). We already said good-bye to Cubic Cube, Don Don the Elephant, This is Not Here, and the Carrot Game - one of yours the favorite might be next!

Let’s shopping at Engrish.com!

Fish massage is the latest craze in primarily in East Asia wherein you stick your feet into a small pond and small fish nibble at your toes. The claim is that the Garra rufa fish (aka “Dr. Fish”, or reddish log suckerfish) eat all of your dead skin - leaving the healthy skin to grow - and you come away feeling refreshed.  Whenever I have seen video of fish massage, it just looks like people are being tickled by the fish.

Here is a poster introduction to fish massage complete with Engrish!

Found in Siem Reap, Cambodia.
Photo courtesy of Eli Mitchell-Larson.